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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:56
No go.
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Scientists Are Sending Cannabis Seeds to Space - WIRED
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
‘Squid Game’ Finale Recap, Season 3, Ep. 6: ‘Humans Are…’ - Vulture
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
share office space ...
Scientists Uncover “Alien” Chemistry Under Earth’s Largest Lithium Deposits - SciTechDaily
Still no good
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lions Make Surprise OL Signing to Replace Frank Ragnow - Detroit Jock City
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Florence gallery says portrait damaged by visitor taking a selfie - BBC
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
‘Hamilton’ Original Cast Reunites for Tony Awards Medley — Watch - The Hollywood Reporter
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Police take back statement dismissing hate crime in gay actor’s killing - The Washington Post